[narrator]This week on the Atari Mystery Hour, the Pong Paddle Puzzle!

[officer] Chief! Looks like we've got a murder on our hands! One of the Pong paddles is dead, and the ball is missing

[chief]Alright then Johnson, round up the usual suspect

[One hour later]

[cheif] I know it was you left paddle. What do you have to say for yourself?

[Pong noise]

[chief] You son of a *****